You know...it's not really the holidays for me til I a) write something while sick and b) write a song about the beloved ficus tree. With this sinus infection, I can kill two birds with one stone. So without further ado...
God Rest Ye Merry, Ficus Tree
by Jen D
God rest ye merry ficus tree
You’ve done so much this year…
From sitting ‘round in IRC
To hiding Folcs that fear
The disembowelment from some fans
For cliffhangers severe...
Oh, fanfic of angst, grief, and whams
Angst, grief, and whams…
Oohhh fan-fic of angst, grief, and whams…
God rest ye, merry ficus tree
we've had much to endure
from Club Angst, queens of e-evil,
and crying eyes for sure.
I've pulled my hair out, lost my cool
The laptop got tortured...
Oh, fanfic of angst, grief, and whams
Angst, grief, and whams…
Oohhh fan-fic of angst, grief, and whams…
God rest ye, merry ficus tree
The things we have to do.
Support groups, Kleenex, FDK
We all are much unglued.
Keep us safe with gentle branches
Til their plots are through...
Oh, fanfic of angst, grief, and whams
Angst, grief, and whams…
Oohhh fan-fic of angst, grief, and whams…
