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Thanks Woody! Thank you to Christane for this cap as I'm at work at the moment and unable to access my DVD caps. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/07-003.jpg)
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
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Merriwether
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I tried to think of something with someone like Bogart who spoke out of the side of his mouth, but couldn't.
Here's my idea.
Clark thinks, "I never should have dared Lois to try to superglue my mouth. Now I look like an idiot."
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Merriwether
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Anybody else want to post a caption?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Pulitzer
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Clark -- (thinking) the Chief has a spot of mustard on his lip - right there. Maybe if I just bite my lip a little, he'll get the hint. Lois -- (thinking) mmmm, mustard, I could really go for a pastrami sandwich on rye right about now. Sorry, that's the best I've got. I'm in the middle of a marathon beta and it's getting close to midnight.  Love the superglue comment Woody!
Smile and the world smiles with you ... frown and you're just giving yourself wrinkles.
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Merriwether
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I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Hack from Nowheresville
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Voice only Clark can hear: HELP!
Clark (thinking hard): Damn, I have to go. What should I tell them this time? Hmmmm...
Sorry, that's the only thing I could think of.
Lois Lane: Danger is my business!
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Merriwether
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Crazy Babe, do you have a favorite?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Beat Reporter
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Clark: (whispering) Err, Chief? You might wanna go to the bathroom, because, err, you've got this teenyweeny pimple, right on your lip, yeah, there. Well, yeah, maybe it's just a little bit bigger than teenyweeny. Sorry.. all I could think of  *inspirationless*
I love the smell of fear in the newsroom.
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Merriwether
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That made me think of another one.
Clark: Psst, Chief. XYZ.
Lois (thinking): Don't look down. Don't look down. You don't want to see that.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Kerth
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Sorry! I just moved house (bought my own place!) and well I'm out of internet for the time being. Have to give to you Woody for the last one!  HAHAHAHAHAHA
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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Merriwether
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Thanks, Crazy Babe. ![[Linked Image]](http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p225/wooddy88/JustSayNoah.jpg)
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Kerth
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Now where's my red editors pen I know it's hiding here somewhere
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
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Top Banana
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Perry (thinking): Great shades of Elvis! That's the funniest thing I've heard since the King split his sequined power suit in the middle of a concert at the '76 tour! But don't you dare laugh, man--you know how Lois gets. Don't you DARE laugh!
"You take turns, advise and protect one another, even heal or be healed when the going gets too tough. I know! That's not a game--that's friendship!" ~Shelly Mezzanoble, Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress: A Girl's Guide to the Dungeons & Dragons Game Darcy\'s Place
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Merriwether
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Lol, Darcy. I totally know what you mean, too.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Kerth
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Okay, she hit me relly hard. But she's so wonderful. Just like Priscilla. One day, she'll realize that I'm her king. Sigh.
<starts singing off-key> 'Love me tender...'
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Columnist
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"Awww, well, uh...shucks...uhhh...thanks, I know I'm Editor in Chief, but I'll never be as good as the King!"
Joey: If he doesn't like you, then this is all just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
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Merriwether
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Your turn, Darcy. I have to agree, with Lois, it might be funny, but you don't DARE laugh, unless of course you enjoy witnessing natural disasters, say hurricanes or tornadoes. Sequined power suit?! 
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Top Banana
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Uh oh . . . now I have to find a picture. Oh, and Woody, I made up the whole thing about Elvis--I wasn't even alive in '76.  But I'm pretty sure that he was famous for wearing a white power suit--whether or not there were sequins on it was a different story. Be back in a bit. Ok, here we go: ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/DSDragon/FunnyFace.jpg) Have at thee!
"You take turns, advise and protect one another, even heal or be healed when the going gets too tough. I know! That's not a game--that's friendship!" ~Shelly Mezzanoble, Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress: A Girl's Guide to the Dungeons & Dragons Game Darcy\'s Place
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Lois: I love the way that fan goes round and round and round and rou...
Lois falls asleep.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Kerth
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I should have learned my lesson the first time: Never eat anything from Ralph's Pagoda! Ugh. My own cooking is better than that!
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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