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Lois: "Now Perry, I know that you are a Minister for the Church of Blue Suade Deliverance and all, and that having the backup singers all be Elvis imitators..."
Clark: Elvis imitator? A wedding in Graceland? Lois what are you doing!?!? I can't take this anymore!!!
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Voiceover: When both Metropolis's greatest reporter and the editor of the greatest newspaper in the world both lose their cool at the same time, it's even too much for the Man of Steel to bear!~~~~~~~~~~ Clark (near screaming-point): I can't stand it any more! She's ignored me ever since I was hired. And now she's refusing to work with me... why did I ever think I wanted to work at the Planet?~~~~~~~~~~ Lois: "It's all that hypnotist's fault, Chief! Clark hasn't been the same since you sent us to the Magic Club on that story. If anyone so much as whispers 'help' he totally freaks out!" Wendy 
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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lois: don't worry, perry. i'll go undercover as a singer. here, listen. "... and i-eee-i-eee-iiiiiiiiii will always love yooOOOOuuuu...."
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-- Clark: (thinking) Lois may think that telling him she's going to the Metropolis Star would be a good April Fool's joke, but I'd better be careful. -- AnnaBtG. 
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Well, nothing for a couple days so... Drum roll please (We really need a drumming smiley) Wendy!!!! For her Lois: "It's all that hypnotist's fault, Chief! Clark hasn't been the same since you sent us to the Magic Club on that story. If anyone so much as whispers 'help' he totally freaks out!" Elisabeth
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Me?!  Thanks, Elisabeth! But you picked a great picture to work with.  Okay, I just had to do it. Here's the next photo: ![[Linked Image]](http://images1.fotki.com/v9/photos/1/11220/148443/07056-vi.jpg) Have at it!! Wendy 
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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Lois: "Clark? CLARK! I'm so sorry! I promise it will never happen again! We will never EVER eat at Ralph's Pagoda again, no matter who invites us! Dad, don't just stand there, quick call an ambulance, we need to get Clark's stomach pumped immediately!"
Clark: [groaning and dis-joined] "It's not...so much the...food...as their new...green salt & pepper...shakers. They're turning...my stomach!"
Sam: [off stage] "CHECK PLEASE!"
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Lois: What the---? Hey, there's lipstick on his collar!
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Lois: Clark?! Clark, I was kidding! I'm not really having Lex's baby; it was an April Fool's joke! Clark?!
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Clark (thinking): I should tell her I'm not really dead...
Lois: Stand back, everyone! I'm going to try mouth-to-mouth!
Clark: Then again...
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lois: clark? clark? oh, no! claaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrkkk!
clark (thinking): oh, great. we're going through another TOGOM rewrite. sure, they're good stories, but i'm getting tired of having to play dead... one of these days i'm just going to have to get right back up, declare that i'm superman, and take care of everyth -- oh no. now i'm doing it, too. i am not going to rewrite this scene while going through it yet again...
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clark, weakly: lois... can't breathe... need... mouth-to-mouth...
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lois: so, clark, what do you think? i bumped into an old friend of yours, and she said you liked emeralds. even gave me this necklace. it's so unique, isn't it? looks like it glows all by itself. i've never seen anything like it. not sure if it really goes with this dress, though. i mean, red and green... is that too christmasy for the summer, clark? clark? oh no! clark, what happened? are you okay? someone get this man a doctor! oh, clark, please be okay. here, take the necklace. maybe it'll bring you good luck...
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-- Lois: I knew I looked good, but I didn't know I looked that good I could make him faint! Anyway... Clark, honey, wake up, we'll miss the movie! -- AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Lois: Clark, Clark, wake up, I just said I was *thinking* about getting my hair cut.
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lois: wow, can you believe how much superman has done today? first that earthquake in california, then the volcano in japan, then the flooding in india, and he still made it back on time to handle those fires downtown. he's amazing. how does he do it all? do you think he needs sleep, clark? ... clark? ... wow, it tires you out just hearing about it, doesn't it?
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Clark! Oh, CLAAAARK!
How could you wear that tie??
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Lois: Step 1: Check the victim for unresponsiveness. Clark, Clark, are you okay? If there is no response, Call 911. Step 2: . . .
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Lois: I thought you guys were supposed to be dwarves. And isn't he supposed to be kissing me to wake me up? No? Okay. I think this has to be a trick. Fine. Pucker up, Clark. See! I knew this was a trick. His lips just moved!
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Lois: Wow, the frog did turn into a prince.
voice -- he's not exactly a prince.
Lois: What! I kissed a frog and he just turned into a guy in a suit?
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Yeah, I know, these weren't funny at all. I'm just waiting for my laundry to dry so I can go to bed <g>.
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Laura "The Yellow Dart" U. (Alicia U. on the archive)
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Lois: Mmm...no heartbeat nor breath I guess its time for CPR but first lemme loosen his tie and unbutton his shirt that way i can look at his delicious chest while I revive him! (giggles girlishly)
Clark: Mmmm...I should play unconcious more often
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(Warning: neurone's friday wear can be hazardous to captions) Clark: K... k... Lois: All right! it's a Karaoke bar but I'm just here undercover, really. OS: Lola! On stage in 5 minutes! Lois: 'Coming Swifty! Look Clark, I really should be going... Clark: K... k... Lois: ...Thursdays are 'Vocals by Lola Nale's' nights. Promise me you won't tell Perry. Clark: K... Lois : Thanks, you're the best! (leaves and heads backstage) Clark: K... killer outfit. Carole 
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Okay, there've been no new captions today so I guess it's time for me to pick a winner. Lots of good ones here - I laughed at Paul's image of Clark collaping at the thought of Superman's exhaustion, and Laura's 'pucker up' raised a grin too. Tank's haircut made me groan.  And as for Paul's TOGOM rewrites... But these two really did it for me: Lois: Clark?! Clark, I was kidding! I'm not really having Lex's baby; it was an April Fool's joke! Clark?!
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Clark (thinking): I should tell her I'm not really dead...
Lois: Stand back, everyone! I'm going to try mouth-to-mouth!
Clark: Then again...  The winner is: Queen of the Capes! Step up, Mary! Wendy
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ME?! Yippee!! Thanks, Wendy! *runs off to find a picture...* *...runs back.* Okay, I think I found one. Let's see what you can do with this: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc03/20-06.jpg)
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Clark: And I..... will always love YOUUUUUUUUUU..... So am I in the choir now? ------- (give some credit to my friend whop helped me think of that one. ) Julie
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
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I hope it's not considered as 'stealing'... -- Clark: LOIS! HOW DID YOU DARE CUT YOUR HAIR?! -- AnnaBtG.
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