Lois picked up the tabloid laying on the table in the obstetricians office. "Oh Lord, look at this Clark: Jimmy Hoffa finally found in the deep snow in Siberia, buried under Mershmegy.
What the heck is Mershmegy anyway?

"I don't know but it sounds like the name of an unlikely president." Clark answered with a grin.

"Oh Clark look at this!" Clark peeked over his wife’s shoulder to read the tabloid head line. "Lex Luthor finally finds his soul mate."

It was an article about a gorilla in the Metropolis zoo, that someone with a sick sense of humor, named the animal after the dead billionaire. He finally found his mate Chim Chim who was transplanted from the Los Angeles Zoo due to incompatibility with the male there, Gonzo.

Lois and Clark just looked at each other with a grin. “Well I am glad Lex finally found his soul mate." Clark said.

"Mr. and Mrs. Kent." The Nurse called them in for their appointment.

"Well let’s go hear our baby's heartbeat." Lois said getting up from the waiting room chair. Clark took her hand in his. "You think Lex and Chim Chim will have a baby too?" He asked with a smirk. Lois chuckled, "Yeah maybe they'll name him Mershmegy.


Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”

Caroline's "Stardust"