Thanks, everyone. I have a confession to make -- while I'm new to writing in these fandoms, I'm not new to fanfic -- I've been writing in other fandoms (chiefly Titanic) for a long time.

As to the questions -- keep reading. They'll all be answered in time. wink

"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”

- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland