One general comment - the description of Clark in the fic is through the eyes of an envious co-worker- - it is not necessarily objective. Perry's perspective would be totally different.
For instance, I can envision a scene where Clark takes Jimmy, a very nervous Jimmy, to his apartment before they go to the game. Once there Clark fills a glass with water from the tap.
Jimmy freaks and knocks the glass of water out of Clark's hand before he can take a drink - shouting something like "don't you know tap water is bad for you, I only drink bottled water Clark and you should too".
