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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Maybe if he punished Ralph instead?
LOIS & PERRY: Sounds good to me.

CLARK: That wouldn't be fair. I'll do dog shows and obits.

LOIS: With your luck, they'd happen in the same article.

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CAT: Lois?! Please. I knew that wasn't an option.

ER: Superman’s clean?
CAT: No, Lois hasn't been touched in two years.

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EW: Please don't take it literally.

ER: You mean, Lois *didn’t* really knee Clark on Christmas Eve and got to spend the holidays in the hospital?
blush Um... seriously, I meant seriously, not literally. laugh

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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