/gets into waiting position for next update.../
Lois rolled her eyes. “But I’m starting to think it isn’t a phase. That this insane man you turn into from time to time is the real you.”
Yes. It's like with this one time every 28 days for women. Only, Clark's got a faster metabolism, so...
“I have been an idiot. A stupid, blind, obstinate, jealous idiot
Yes.
I will understand completely if you never want to have anything else to do with me
/am doubting the understanding. Just a big mouth, I'd say.
“But I’m asking you to please give me one more chance to prove to you that I’m the man you want and deserve.”
Yes, now that he knows about his rival, he's all tights again.
Her heart began to race, her knees turned to jelly and her brain had been erased just by this one look.
Lois Lane, meet Superman.
It was a nerve-ending exploding, Lois’s inner core of womanhood melting, “I’m Going to Make Love to You Until You Hit a High ‘C’ with Pleasure Because I Hunger for You and Desire You and Want to Love You More than You’ve Ever Felt or Ever Known You Could Feel” kiss.
Actually it’s a non-negotiable part of this truce. If he doesn’t make love to you soon, you’re out of here. Right? Lois? Right? Lois!
*Ivy!* Cold shower. Now.
“What if I lose control?” he asked.
You'll need to clean up?
“Clark? Have you ever lost control before?”
Not so far as we can tell...
Clark blushed and broke eye contact. “That first time you kissed me at the store, I… uh…”
“Started to float?” she volunteered.
Full out float, I'd say.
If just kissing you makes him float, what would real intimacy do?
Better keep it indoors then. Or take oxygen with you.
“If your kisses are anything to go by, you’ll probably be so wonderful you’ll never be able to get rid of me.”
Yes. He's a controlled substance
Oooh. My decision? Mmmm. You might live to regret that, Clark. So, let’s see. There seems to be a nice grassy area over behind the house… Lois? Now is good, right? How about now? Now? Now! I said, NOW! Argh! You’re not listening to me, Lois!
Ivy's soooo cute!
Even more reason to start right now.
/nods/ and before the others of his kind show up.
"We’re not going to jail, Lois. If worst comes to worst – even though I earned that money fairly…”
You'll take off to a remote island?
“You’re not going to make me walk the streets, Clark,” she teased.
Well, I guess with a little training and good connections she might be able to pull in a grand per pop...
Lois blushed. “I was just wondering what it would take to make you float again? Or have you already become immune to my kisses?”
She could just try it out?
It’s much too soon to meet my parents.
Yes. They're still alive.
“No. You’re right. It’s too soon. Maybe in five… no, ten years…”
No! Not the parents. Lois, what were you thinking? They’ll scare him off.
Ya think?
“Of course there was. Kal told me that you wanted to spend your life with me,” she reminded him.
See?
“And here I was thinking about inviting you back to my place tonight.”
Baaad Lois.
His Dad actually had asked him if he would be bringing the truck back that night. Subtle, Dad.
Yeah, you didn’t answer his question either, Kent.
Yes. Why didn't he fly to L.A. or something?
Next time he had to buy condoms, he would fly over to Gotham City.
Clark smiled as he walked out of the store. He liked that thought.
An arm encircled his waist and the most beautiful woman in the world kissed his cheek. “Ready?”
Oh dear.
Ooooo! Soooo much fun!
Michael
