Michael: 
I love alt-Lois. She's such a fun character to write.
/turns to class/ Notice how the subject has completely forgotten about the substitute once the original has been introduced into the system?
Substitute is blissfully out of dimension and <<whistles innocently>>
Well... it would end those annoying charity affairs...
It might stop all those annoying political meetings, dolls, comic books, t-shirts, fanmail, etc. It might make parents cross the street, so their children wouldn't see him.
/adds that to the discovery of his secret Lois-Lane-shrine and the disappearance of the Lois-Lane-look-alike.
/Note to alt-Clark/You forgot to install that 2nd security system.
/imagines EPA showing up because of suddenly-dry stream and endangered frog populations
Better than they showing up to look for hidden pockets of Kryptonite.
I think you have a homonym-issue (sic) there at the start. Shouldn't that read 'Unfortunately'?
He REALLY is trying to get back to Singapore to help with S&R, so a naked Lois would be distracting to that end.
Shouldn't she be discarding him right about now?
Me thinking Alt-Lois doesn't want to go back to regular men, after having Superman.
Oh boy. And that was not 'making love' what she did before. And actually, it wasn't officially 'making love' now, either. It's interesting for her to use such romantic notions given her approach towards the opposite sex.
Sorry, that was all me. I may be evil-fic-writer
most of the time, but I just can't find it in my heart to have L&C refer to what they do together as anything but "making-love".
Looks like she got Lex out of her system.
Lex was a V-disease. Superman the cure.
Oh boy. Looks like she's been quite well known in regards to men.
Yes, Perry knows all about her background... and even about why starting using men like Kleenex.
Oh boy. Is she going to launch a preemptive strike?
Wonder if that would work better than it did for Mayson?
Honey, didn't the Superhero-desk-transfer not clue you in?
She didn't realize that they took her seriously.
Well, what *did* you expect?
More.
Hey, I just had a thought! She might make a man out of Mr. Olsen!
No. She really does have standards. She didn't use men to get stories or get jobs or promotions. She used to use men just for fun. And I did mention about going back to regular men...
They know Clark and don't think he would, even though it IS Lois. So, yes, a joke.
Yes, Alt-Lois is quite captivating.
