Oh, this was a hilarious ficlet. Ralph has no understanding of wright and wrong. And I believe that the truly poignant part is the last line, where Ralph expects to become a staff reporter within two years all thanks to nepotism. It's almost as if those little characters like Ralph are those who closest mirror what's going on in our world. Of course, he might also have figured out that it was Lois Lane who brought down the Pagoda and set out to destroy her by seducing her and stealing her story
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