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Lucy smiled brightly at her sister. “But, Lois, after everything you’ve been through lately, what with the almost marriage to Lex and then thinking Clark was dead, they are just what you need. They will make you smile and will cheer you up.”
Cats? Did Lucy just follow up on the old joke about the spinster with the two dozen cats?

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“You’ll learn! I promise.” With that she hugged her sister. “You’ve got everything you need to start. Now I’ve got to run. And don’t even think about changing their names! Ta-ta, sis.” She slammed the door as she walked out.
So, I'm guessing she didn't name them Lois and Clark.

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She wondered how much it would cost to get them “fixed”.
Got to be Joanne and Jerome.

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There was a sudden onslaught of orange fury that launched itself at the closest thing it saw - his face.
Good luck explaining the missing scratches. Although, maybe his suit and tie bear the scars.

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Clark should have known better. He was just pulling the kitten off his face and straightening his glasses when he noticed Lois with arms crossed and patting her foot in frustration.
laugh For some reason I just got a flashback of Asterix padding his foot whenever Obelix did something... unfortunate. Like breaking off the Spinx's nose.

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She snatched the kitten away from him. “*Why* did you let the cat out of the bag, Clark? Do you have any idea how hard it was to get Bonnie in that bag?” She patted her high-heeled foot harder. “Well, do you?!”
laugh And does that mean Bonnie and Clyde?

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Lois stroked the kitten to calm her down. “Aww... you’re a good girl, aren’t you? Yes, you are. That naughty old Clark should have left you alone.” She continued to coo at the kitten.

Clark then croaked out, “Bonnie? You named her Bonnie?”

“Hmmphhh...” Lois grinned. “Just wait till you meet Clyde.”
Yep, this should be fun. And it should tell Clark once and for all that Lois isn't looking for company any more laugh

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