Real Life has been impossible with me lately, which is why I haven't taken the time to reply to your comments before tonight.
I'd like to thank everyone who posted in this thread. You all made me smile and laugh, and I'm grateful that you haven't locked me in a cell with padded walls just yet.
God knows I deserved it with that story.
Seriously, many thanks for your encouragement. You guys are awesome!
Kaethel