Well, after Tank decided that there was something even more fun than cutting Lois's hair (which was to slaughter my own hair 
), I told him that my revenge would be terrible, worse than he could even imagine. One suggestion from Wendy was enough to set off the Muse, so here is...~ A Proportionate Response ~
By the Red-Haired Maniac
ps: The title is from a West Wing episode that I particularly enjoyed, but has nothing to do with the story above. Still, I couldn't resist adding a little hint to my latest favourite show
