That was hysterically funny. And I agree with Bethy about the double entendres:

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"Well, it's mostly just psychological," Clark said, thoughtfully. "Most people don't expect to see Superman, and so they don't. Although, it does help to have a pair of--"
A pair of what? Tee-hee!

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"Well," said Clark, "I was raised as one of you..." He realized who he was gesturing to. "Okay, so I wasn't raised as an *Amazon*, but you get the point."
Oh, and this could be *so* misconstrued!

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"Um, Super...man..." Flash began.
Another one where it comes out so differently after you read to the end of the story!

Great work. It's so difficult to do humor, and you've done it so well! I practically fell out of my chair because I was laughing so hard.

I sense a Kerth award next year!