Clarkie's in trouble, Clarkie's in trouble! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah!

This is going to be interesting. I wonder how long she'll stay this furious. Maybe, about one part less than the whole story? Or will the story end with Lois still mad at Clark? Wouldn't that be a switch!

Life isn't a support system for writing. It's the other way around.

- Stephen King, from On Writing