I loved it!

This is by far my favorite line:

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She flashed him a grin. "The less clothes I wear, the faster I can run from the bad guys."
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OMG, that was good!

For some reason, very short into the story, the thought that Laura wrote this sprung into my mind, so I'm going to guess that she's the author of this one.

Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.

~Saw it on a T-Shirt.