Alas, I don't really drink either. <gasp!> No flashing. No tightening pants. No swearing like a sailor.

That's why I write fanfic. Mousy little me can take a step outside her dreary existence.

But hey, when you all get done drinking, you're going to need a ride home. And I'm an excellent driver. laugh

Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.

Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right.
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