I swear, WHERE do you come up with these ideas?

Absolutely hilarious.

His last name is Hart? I get the Valentine/Hart thing, but does that mean we have a Jon and Martha Hart? I guess they really would have Hart-to-Hart talks then.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.