Wonderfully written.

Let me guess...you want to set up an epic battle between Lois and Becca with Clark in the middle.

This time, Lois might get beat by a seven-year-old.

Ooooh, I can't wait.

Loved the wart part.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.