Awww, second to comment, and my favorite lines have already been quoted. That's ok, there's plenty more to go around! Oh, and this
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Hazel is annoyingly adjectivial.
MORE!!! ...please?
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
Oh, and this
