This is delightful in a way that brought me straight back to the nostalgia of never being able to finish Oregon Trail because we didn't have the second disk.
Jaxon glared menacingly as he lifted Lois in one hand...
I can imagine him literally lifting her in one hand, as if pulling her up by her wrist and OW.
"You can *die* in here, Fly Boy!"
I really love when the villains have cute little nicknames for Supes.
It would be just like his simulations.
I lol'd at this. Ah, so much to unpack here.

This is just perfect.
So much fun!