All the Kents down in Smallville liked Christmas a lot; but Miss Lane, who lived quite far from Smallville, did not.
I see what you did there

...assuming that Hannukah did in fact involve an armadillo somehow.

Edited to add my guesses.... and it's getting much more challenging as I start ticking names off the list.
I have Bakasi,
JadedEvie, Blind Passenger and Queenofthecapes as potential authors.