That was hilarious! And so very Clark! Nicely done - great idea to use the random items as excuses for Clark. Looking forward to more stories from you.
Battle On, Deadly Chakram
"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent
"One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon
That was hilarious! And so very Clark! Nicely done - great idea to use the random items as excuses for Clark. 
Looking forward to more stories from you. 