Lois: Get back here and help your son with his common core math!
Clark: <flies away faster>
![clap clap](/ubb/images/graemlins/default/clap.gif)
Never advanced past the "trying to smush a square peg in a round hole" stage from his babyhood, huh?
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House Lannister: What is this "accidental" of which you speak?
![laugh laugh](/ubb/images/graemlins/default/laugh.gif)
Like the one that happened in the privy chamber.
CERSEI: That was *no* accident. And I’m going to have his head for this!
Or the one during the second wedding’s feast?
CERSEI:
![mad mad](/ubb/images/graemlins/default/mad.gif)
Jar Jar: Mesa wanna be a dark lord! Mesa already destroyed some movies.
DARTH SIDIOUS:
![shock shock](/ubb/images/graemlins/default/shocker.gif)
So, his dumping her because ‘she got hurt’…?
Lois: <glares at Clark and waits for an answer>
Clark: /has gone to get chocolates. Again…/
CLARK: She’s going to end up fat if I have to feed like that.
LOIS:
![cat cat](/ubb/images/graemlins/default/cat.gif)
Clark: But I'm *married* now! I don't wanna play with myself!
![rotflol rotflol](/ubb/images/graemlins/default/rotflol.gif)
LOIS: Neither do I. And yet, he leaves me alone each night to ‘make sure the city is safe’.
Clark: I am okay with that.
LOIS: Good to know. But it’s not like he’s got a vote.
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Michael