Superham - The evil Dr. Bacon has turned Clark into a pig! His only hope is Lois, who is harboring a secret - her intense fear of farm animals!
(Sadly, the idea of turning the hero into a pig was used for 2(?) episodes of Hercules. We fans don't like to talk about those...)
There was an episode of
Batman: Brave and The Bold or
Justice League Unlimited(?) where Wonder Woman was turned into a pig. Batman had to serenade her (kind of) to get her to change back. It did put a bit of a damper on their romance though.
I could see that happening (not being able to look at Clark again in the same way) in this story, too.
Nice cameo by Kevin in your plot. (And I don't mean Sarbo).