Thanks to Shallowford I just read this. I don't know how I missed it for so long as I thought I had read just about all of her stories but it is classic Nan. The taking the fridge to the Atlantic and giving it a bath quote was perfect and I could certainly see Dean Cain saying that line. I always thought one of Dean's best qualities as Clark was his ability to act so exasperated with Teri/Lois and the way she lived (or did not live) in her apartment.
Mike
