Lol...yes, this is a Newhart situation. It's missing the last paragraph:
Lois woke up with a start. She put her hand over her pregnancy bump and looked over at her sleeping husband with a scowl. If Superman hadn't been busy last night, he could have gotten food for her in the middle of the night to satisfy her craving. Instead, she had called the only open Chinese delivery place available. But after that nightmare, she swore to herself that she'd never eat from Ralph's Pagoda again.
Lol...still, this crazy little story has certainly generated a lot of comments!
Fun!
