FDK FDK already? Hmmmm. Maybe it's time to post the next part.
Perhaps stapling my own finger the other day (after stupidly trying to fix my stapler without first removing the staples <thinks staplers are just like guns> ) makes this all the more funny.
I want to say no, but…
Actually, I... er... Lois was referring to the HiM kiss, but you seemed a bit confused.
I was?
I wonder if there are any stories out there where Vatman dresses up as Clark Kent to try to seduce Lois Lane. <EW gets naughty ideas>
CLARK:
LOIS:
You will *not* steal my story, you…you…you *Claude*!
LOIS: <Clark makes her sick like she does with Wrong-Clark> Once you've kissed Clark Kent, there's no going back.
CLARK: Well, golly gee. Thanks, Lois.
LOIS: <considers switching to therapist who does not follow the Freudian school> Did I say Clark Kent? Ooops. I meant Superman. Silly me. I wonder why I keep getting those two confused.
CLARK: <has way too much fun at the expense of his pseudo-girlfriend> I don't know, Lois.
And Lex has a one track mind?
LEX: Business leads to Lois leads to Superman leads to business.
I believe she was undercover while in that outfit.
CAT: Right.
LOIS: About as much as you are undercover when you dress as a $50 hooker.
He realized that sometimes Bridezilla doesn't appear until *after* the wedding.
That’s what divorce guns are for?
Clark hasn't met Mayson yet.
CLARK: Nope. /scratches/ I got this case from Lana.
LOIS: So you *don’t* want to sleep with me?
CLARK: <somehow lost his train of thought> What was the question again?
On that note, I really should go back to PML – The Whole Story some day…
<EW thinks this would be an appropriate course of action>
CLARK: I've seen the way Lois goes ga-ga for Superman. I've never seen, with one notable exception, her ever going the same kind of ga-ga for me.
ER: That’s because Superman dresses like he’s…available while Clark dresses like a monk.
CLARK: But... But... This suit cost me $100!
LEX: Mine cost $2000.
LOIS: And yet, I still wouldn’t put out until after we’re married and I was legally obligated to if we still lived decades ago.
CLARK: Come on. That's not fair. I'm doing what any other hot blooded American male would do if he had my powers, right?
WALLY: Actually…I did never bother to track women by their heartbeat. I just used my x-ray vision. Much easier that way.
NOR: I always knew Kal-El was defective.
ER: The reason she’s still single?
Because no man could pass her back ground check?
LOIS: <does not want to share the future leads she got on international arms dealers, ponzi-artists, bigamists, sociopathic corporate leaders, and other scum> No comment.
So, maybe she should re-evaluate her dating circles?
LOIS: Fraud! That's Linda King's history, not mine!
CLARK: Anyway, do you really think I'd *want* to know about that? Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.
LOIS: I was born that good in bed.
CLARK: <Thinks he got a great idea. Doesn’t yet know it will backfire on him.> I don't have to do what Lois says!
LOIS: Great. You've broken him.
It’s funnier that way, watching the cowgirl breaking-in her pony?
CLARK: /tries to look at own shoulder/ I don’t see a dogtag on my neck saying ‘property of Lois Lane’. Do you?
LOIS: Yes. Keep walking.
ER: He’s also implying that Lois would do all the lifting in their relationship.
CLARK: <think Lois can’t hear him> Wouldn't she do so anyway?
LOIS:
That could be a fun story. Lois and Cat team up to discover the hidden depths of Superman.
CLARK: <doesn’t like threesomes with only one Lois>
ER: I hear Venus got some fine women.
EW: Oh, you mean... <apparently there is a comic about women of Venus>
Apparently. Although, I was just referring to the classic saying…
Like Luthor, Clark appreciates a challenge.
CLARK: What do you mean 'like Luthor'? Now, that's just insulting.
So…unlike with Luthor, Lois doesn’t want to score with him?
LOIS:
That’s *so* last season.
ER: Sorry. And also by just how many Alt-Clarks have already been killed off by their respective Tempus.
That actually doesn't come up in this story.
I think I just realized what causes your stories to…expand.
LOIS: What's wrong with how I dress?
CLARK: I like the way Lois looks.
CAT: There's really no accounting for taste, is there?
The funny part is, that Lois actually dressed quite short in seasons 1 and 2.
ER: I just realized! She’s just like Sheldon. Doesn’t get sarcasm. Is always right. Got a thing for Superman.
For a second there, I thought you meant Sheldon Bender (not Sheldon from BBT) and freaked out.
Sheldon Bender didn’t even pop up at the radar at the time
LOIS: You forgot certified genius.
BENDER: Thank you.
But Lois was talking about the girl's shorts, nothing else.
CLARK: Lois wore a shirt to Stoke's Club? Are you sure? I can't remember one.
ER: So, at least they’d die all together in a nice fireball instead of Dr. Baines dying all alone in a nice fireball?
So, how exactly is that better?
Dying alone is often quoted as a sad thing?
Wow. The Flash is fast.
FLASH: What? She called my name. That's really all it takes.
Sue’s LOIS: Just like Anton!
LOIS: /fist pump/
JIMMY: <can’t believe he finally gets to get with his cousin>
SUPERMAN: Riiiiiight. Clark Kent is my ward.
Quote:
ER: Sent him to meet a bomb?
LOIS: Not on purpose!
ER: Feeling guilty, are we?
LOIS: No! I don't ever feel guilty! <thinks it unfortunate that she now has to train a new partner>
LOIS: And I’m sticking with that story.
ER: What if they *said* they would lower the taxes but then invented a new tax to outweigh the lowered taxes?
EW: Hey, that sounds fairly accurate.
They probably learn it in little-politicians’ class.
Michael