LOL. Oh my, that's an awful thought.
Why, thank you
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Well…according to canon and various fanfic, very likely some kidnapping situation or other.
Oh no. Really? Oh dear. I'm gonna have to rectify this ... oh. *slaps head* This is a RomCom, remember! It's all right.
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Sooo-rry!
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Oh, flashback to Cat, season 1!
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Clark! Did he buy her lingerie?
<WRITER IS SHOCKED>
What?
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*relief* You liked it. Even though it wasn't ... your other idea!
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I always have evil thoughts. Doesn’t mean the story has to go there
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It’s just way more fun in FDK that way
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Really? Maybe that's why Lois is still single then? Huh!
She left a trail of bodies in her wake…
The 'convenient caller app'? I'm guessing at 99p a pop it would soon make millions.
So…new market idea!
He's bound like one, isn't he? Lois surely knows exactly what will attract him in a woman?
Brunette. Reporter. Prone to danger?
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Michael