You know you live in Metropolis if:

- your favourite candy is a Double Fudge Crunch Bar
- your favourite hangout is the Ace of Clubs
- sudden gusts are accompanied by sonic booms and blue/red blurs
- your appearance changes completely, but everyone still recognizes you and no one even notices that you've changed. (Think of all the cast changes for Jimmy, Inspector Henderson, all of Lois' family, etc.) (This one is the counterpart to Lois Lane Fan's earlier observation regarding glasses being a good disguise)

Joy,
Lynn