Well, there's the toilet *seat*, which one sits on for certain activities, even males, and there's the toilet lid, which goes over the seat so no one has to see the current state of the toilet bowl--and to prevent small items from accidentally falling in. The latter is actually my main worry, mostly, and I'm rather fanatical about making sure the lid is *down*.


Don't point. You make holes in the air and the faeries escape.