I want to thank everyone for their responses.
I was particularly pleased to see that Tank enjoyed it more than I thought he would
(After all, he didn't mention it making him want to kill himself even once
) Obviously, I'm not the only one who thought about Tank upon posting this story (Gerry and Artemis). Maybe we should have a whole subsection of this type of story dedicated to Tank
(and, wow, I think my comments here might just have been longer than my entire story
)