ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I can't breathe. <g>

Wow, this is the funniest thing ever, especially since so much of it is true. <g> Here are some of my favourite lines -

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Perry White: I like your use of descriptive adjectives. You're hired.
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Pedestrian 1: Look, up in the sky! It's a bird!
Pedestrian 2: It's a plane!
Pedestrian 3: It's... Superman!
Superman: No, actually that was a bird. I'm standing over here.
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Clark: So, will you marry me?
Lois: I'm not sure....

Lois: Okay, I'll marry you.
Clark: Now I'm not sure.
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ryptonians: Come join us Kryptonians, Kal-El. We'll give you pie.
Superman: Okay, I'll join you, but only as a cliffhanger. I'll change my mind afterwards.
Kryptonians: Then you don't get any pie.
Those especially had me on the floor!

Julie (still laughing)

Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?

(The X-Files)