LOL, this was cute. And funny. Nice job! (And you say you're not an author! Ha!)
I haven't seen the movie in question, so I'm not sure what was borrowed, but aside from the line Pam quoted, I liked this:
“Are we finished, can I go?” she asked snappily.
The two muggers looked up in surprise.
“Look, we had a deal. You commit a felony, I go.”
LOL, that's great.
Hope to see more from you, Jenni!
Kathy