LOL!

To be honest I was a little too scared to read this - and when I read this line:

~All too quickly, he was jolted awake by a strange sound coming from inside his apartment. It almost sounded like . . . mechanical footsteps? ~

I thought 'mechanical? Oh no - BBQ sausages!' wink

and...

~“You won’t die if I take the mask off.”

“Yes I will.”

“No you won’t.”

“Okay, if I won’t, then you will.” Vader took another shuddering breath. “I am Kryptonite.”~

LMAO!!! rotflol

Yes, you're evil wink

David (who was pleasantly surprised - and more than a little relieved wink )

'I just kind of died for you;
You just kind of stared at me'
- Aurora, Foo Fighters