Wendy and I, in an epic round robin of exactly two, have constructed what we esteem to be a paradigm of perfection in L&C fanfic, in homage to a certain retired *cough* author.
While we fan away the flames from our abused thesauri, we present to you, the gentle readers, without further ado regarding whole lots of nothing:
Best Fic In The World (1/1)
Lois handed Clark the scissors. "Just do it, Clark," she said.
"Oh, and by the way, Lois, I promise I'll never want kids."
They smiled with pure love as he began to cut away her hair.
The End