Wendy and I, in an epic round robin of exactly two, have constructed what we esteem to be a paradigm of perfection in L&C fanfic, in homage to a certain retired *cough* author.

While we fan away the flames from our abused thesauri, we present to you, the gentle readers, without further ado regarding whole lots of nothing:


Best Fic In The World (1/1)

Lois handed Clark the scissors. "Just do it, Clark," she said.

"Oh, and by the way, Lois, I promise I'll never want kids."

They smiled with pure love as he began to cut away her hair.

The End


Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference.