And just because I'm concerned about your dental health, too, here's one more birthday present:
Uh, after what, four cakes, I think she may also need, to quote Chandler Bing, "Stretchy pants! Why, those are the greatest things in the world!"
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(Proof that not everything that is pink is attractive.)