I'd really like to witness a legitimate UFO siting. One that I can, in my own mind, feel represents an intelligently controlled craft of unearthly origin.
Well, Tank, you DO realize up to now all the incidents have been caused by irresponsible teen aliens who have stolen their parents' spaceship. What else would explain the cow mutilations? The crop circles are just otherworldly graffiti: "Tang Bot wuz here" and such.
