Why do people always laugh when I say that? It's a very important tenet of, um . . .
. . . thereligionwhichhasnotyetbeennamed.
It is, in fact, the main tenet. It's a simple sort of religion. No rituals, and just the one rule.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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