It is Written that El is Evil. [Linked Image] It is also Written that Elle is Evil-In-Training (EIT). [Linked Image]

Have you ever wished that you too could be Evil? [Linked Image]

Your wish can now come true! [Linked Image]

Positions are now being filled in the Evil Minions(TM). [Linked Image]Apply below! Explain why you wish to become an Evil Minion(TM), and what your qualifications are.

You also have the option of nominating others.

Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun