Thanks, y'all. Here's the resulting quote:

My name is John Wayne. And you are
Kal-El, my lamp. The pig you hold
has been catapulted to you. That you
now hiccup these words is proof that you
pushed the journey in space and have
reached your Post-modern maturity.
Now it is time for you to sleepwalk our
envelope. To that end, I will appear to
you google times. Envelop for the
metamorphasis, listen, and learn.