You need more vowels? *g* And the occasional N, too. Okay, here you are.

I'm/no-/-r-in-/-o/-e/in-imi-a-in-./ -oo-,/ i-/-o-/-an-/-o/-e--/-ee-/--e/-eace,/ --a-'s/-rea-/ I'm/--a-/-or/--e/-e--./ ---/-o-/can'-/--r-/-eo--e,/ e-en/-a-/---s./

---/no-?/

-eca-se/-o-'re/no-/----e,/ --r-/an-/e-ec--ioner./ -o-/--s-/ma-e/--e/arres-,/ --en/--rn/--em/o-er/-o/-iser/-eo--e/-or/-rosec--ion./ --a-'s/o-r/s-s-em/

-o-r/s-s-em/is/--a-e-./ Esca-a-in-/crime,/ sense-ess/-i--in-s ~ i-'s/no-/-or-in-./ --a-'s/---/I'm/-ere./ Nice/s-eec-,/ --o---./

The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)