Okay, I may be breaking the rules here since I haven't actually requested a letter, but how about:
That's/another/thing/Dad/You/can't/expect/mom/to/just/sit/here/and/string/popcorn/with/you/know.
Spending/one/evening/with/a/robot/is/so/terrible?
No,/but/being/replaced/by/one/is.
Is that it???
