Lois, good to see you're still alive. I'm sure Clark would love to save you, but he's sort of reluctant and will stay that way for a year or two... time for the disaster to be mended, you see? Blame Lex for letting Tank have his way with your hair!
If you are referring to the awful chin-length bob she had when I met her, which was slowly replaced by the even worse shoulder-length bob, then I rejoice in telling you that that abomination is long gone.
Gasp! Splutter! Thud!
Kaethel
