For the first picture:

Where're your letters Lois?

Wow, Lois! Nobody's going to be looking at your face. I know I'm not.

For the second picture:

You did what! at the prom?

Your baby pictures are really embarrassing.

You should really eat your veggies, Clark.

-- Roger

"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." -- Benjamin Franklin