Sadly, I had to google "wisteria lane susan" to catch the joke. Ah, well.

Seriously twisted challenge, Tank, but it looks a *little* too easy! Funny ending, though, now that I've got the joke.

"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited