Don't ask, just tell. Have you got a good lawyer joke? I'd love to hear it. No, better make that - I *need* to hear it. I've exhausted my measly collection. Clever, funny, groan-inducing, it doesn't matter - I just need help.
Thanks!
Lois: You know, I have a funny feeling that you didn't tell me your biggest secret.
Clark: Well, just to put your little mind at ease, Lois, you're right. Ides of Metropolis
