36. All the black-market kryptonite he can get his hands on and a lead box big enough to hold it. Have Lois pick up the merchandise and deposit it in the box, then melt the box shut and drop it into the Marianas trench.
37. Stock in the Daily Planet. Would $50k be enough for him to have any say in whether they sold out to Luthor?
38.
Creepy wax statues of his friends
