Hey, why not. When it comes to writing, this is about my speed. And sorry if they're not technically accurate.
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There was a young man called Clark
Who proposed to his love in the park
She turned him down
Which sure made him frown
So he went home to sulk in the dark.
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There was an old doctor named Lane
Whose ideas were all quite inane
Fake lips made of rubber?!
His family did shudder
Even Mick Jagger would think it insane.
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Perry White was a fan of the King
He’d sometimes shout out without thinking
“Great shades of Elvis!”
His wife couldn’t take this
It eventually drove her to drinking.
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She thought he was shy of commitment
His excuses left her needing treatment
I’ve got books to renew
And my rent’s overdue
I’m awaiting my Cheese of the Month shipment
