Loved how you wove in the references to the conditions, i.e. The Hobbit. But I have to say having Barney sing about periods was just  .
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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